Can’t think of a title, too tired. :(

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It’s now Monday and referring to the walking into the bin incident, today on the bus I stared at an adorable kitten outside and I walked straight into the fucking pole. The bus riders saw and laughed.

I watched Lady & The Tramp, Harry Potter 2 and Beaches. BEACHES PORTRAYS SUCH A MAD FRIENDSHIP HARRY POTTER 2 SMELLLS, GO NUMBER 4 AND LADY & THE TRAMP I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SPAGHETTI SCENE.

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS MORE ARE YET TO COME, BECAUSE I NEED TO HASSLE ROBERT STILL HAHA SORRY MAN, life would be so much easier if my PC had a memory card slot.

HAHA the sunnies were supposed to hold and I was supposed to look like some hairy animal.

I feel so hippy here.

Heeeeeey girlfwen

I LOVE THIS PICTURE, something about it. Maybe it’s that Alina looks like the grudge, or I look like a little mofo, or Jenny looks like a hobo or is it that TOBBERT look like mum and dad in the scene.

LOL “HEY! I WANT A PHOTO WITH THE MODEL” Her hair is so hot out ~

We swapped glasses for awhile, see how nerdy I can look? WTF, reading glasses + pigtails + fluro water pistol + weirdo beach outfit = .. CHRISTINAA

I have this thing for blowdryers, you see? Who’s hand’s that? LOL

OMG LOL THE FREE CHICKEN! YUMM

PEWW PEWW! How warrior does he look with his bandana? LOL John @ John’s immitation =p

I don’t know what sort of pose that was supposed to be? We look like those clowns at the Easter Show where you shove the balls in.

MMMMMM we were munching on them Biskits in the changeroom. YUMMM.

I look bad there but stuff it, Fiona looks hot. Tada – my first friend haha LOOK WHAT PUBERTY’S DONE!

Click for enlargement. This photo’s ‘interesting’ because Anna & I were having a rather Desperate Housewives conversation and the camera caught Anna doing something pretty suss with her hands AGGGGES ago @ Thanh’s birthday xxxx

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 What a day, I’ve come to love chlorine and icecream with Asian flavours. One by one, Jenny, Eddy, Thanh, Robert and Alina arrived at my place. Just camwhored and played with Cookie. I’m in love with her new Cybershot, I’m considering getting one! For sure I’ll buy myself a camera some time this term, because we’re all sick of me relying on other peoples’ cameras and nagging them to upload or send, sorry loves! $300 is my limit, and I’m going to try and have at least half of it paid from my earnings, not just because I begged my mum. I’m aiming for an 8 megapixel with a large screen and good functions. I don’t trust Olympus since my Olympus is laggy, so I’m still unsure. It’s out of Olympus, Sony or Kodak. And I want it to be black.

 

Went fete @ Villawood North PS, went home, went back to fete. TINA, just as fun as she was last fete and yeah primary days. Thanh shouted me a sausage sizzle, much love. Mmm it was tasty. OMG and far Fiona showed up, probably my oldest friend and I haven’t seen her in years, probably three or four. ‘Look what puberty did to you!’ haha thanks, nice to know you know my boobs have developed. She’s still as fun as she was four years ago, not much as changed, but apparently I look really different.

 

I think we played with water guns, pew pew! What I love about seeing primary friends is it isn’t that awkward. No awkward silence, it’s catching up and most of the time you talk and laugh just like you did back then. Haha I miss Tina, that sounds sad but those days were fun and bitchy. Then after a million ‘I’m going now’s and hugs, we finally left and made our way to Cabra. Saw Jessica and chick-chatted a bit. Walked to Cabra pools, got ticket. FARRRR IT MAY LOOK PRETTY BUT IT’S A SHITHOLE. There’s no outdoor pool for starters, and the indoor pool (the ONLY pool) looks smaller than the Fairfield indoor pool, which is 25 metres. There’s a baby pool in the outdoors but there’s no water. The pool is only great in architecture, nothing else okay? FAIRFIELD POOLS IS THE WAY TO GO. & the bloody beach.

 

But like, we still managed to have fun. Camwhoring and silly games underwater. FAR Simon got me excited that I found a pair of fluro green goggles, but they were actually my own headband. ==” We were being such girls in the change room, taking around twenty minutes. THANH LOOKS HOT HOT HOT with her hair out, looked like a professional blow dry. Yeah, feck you for tying it up again. =(

 

Walked back and like HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. Searched desperately for an asian grocery place that stocked them cylinder-shaped icecream bars with yummy flavours. I got coconut, which isn’t THAT nice but still good. I should’ve gotten taro, or melon, or durian. Mmmm. HAHA we passed this chemist which was filled with balloons and we were wondering what all the commotion was about. We spotted a platter of food and we dived straight for it and I took a freshly cooked hot spring roll. So hot and nice. Walked around and came back because I wanted a free chicken piece but a lady was guarding it. But then we went again and got free DELISH chicken. MMMMmmmm. AHHAHA that poor crazy Indian dude. He must have passed us about three times overall, demanding that we donate for disabled or unpriveledged kids.

 

* hindu accent *

‘Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, but..’

‘I forgive you ‘ LOLOL Simon, bleh it doesn’t sound good on computer, it was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments.

 

Got picked up and Alina bummed at my place for awhile. LOL leave my laggy computer alone alright? x) Then went over to hers to have dinner, MMM freaken BANH XEO. If you don’t know what I’m on about, it’s that Vietnamese yellow thing that resembles an omelette, it has prawns, bean sprouts  and you eat it with fish sauce. Mmmm. LOL talked to an emo, poor guy, I pray you don’t suicide.

 

FAR my mum is embarrassing. I stole six dvds off Alina-buster/Alina Ezy.

HARRY POTTER & CHAMBER OF SECRETS
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

BEACHES

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

LADY AND THE TRAMP

BEETLE JUICE

Woot go her! I’m pissed off because I can’t find my Aquamarine anywhere. Nooo. =(

 

CHRISTINA NEEDS TO.

STUDY STUDY STUDY, make revision sheets.

Do legal assignment, pronto. Deadline FRIDAY.

Go demand for a shift on Thursday night.

Hand in permission slip for excursion.

Watch them DVDs.

SAVE UP for my camera.

Suscribe to Dolly, it’ll save me from buying monthly which is a rip!

 

I’m done for today, I’m so worn out yet I’ll still pull myself together and attempt to watch a dvd.

 

I’ll shove pictures in when I have them.

Mushaboom

My chat internet service provider let me down for the past four days, but I was too out-of-batteries to go online anyhow.

School’s only just started and I hate that I’ve already adapted to my daily routine – I’m so tired still, yawning constantly in class. School’s pretty boring, no energy to go hyperactive. =(

Wtf am I on about, I haven’t even started studying for anything yet. I have a legal assignment due in a few days, I need to start asap. I should’ve started a month ago when it was handed out. I got my french assignment back and woot, 44.5/45. YAYYYYYY J’ADORE LE FRANCAIS BITCHES That’s my only forte, with every other subject I’m so crapppppy. WHERE DOES FRENCH GET YOU IN LIFE?  Say Moulin Rouge and I’ll slap you silly.

OUR DUMBSHIT ENGLISH CLASS GOT A NEW TEACHER AND WE’RE BEING TREATED LIKE SPEDS [special ed] LOLOL. She talks to me as if I were retarded – she talks slowly and so clearly as if I needed a few minutes tounderstand her. =(

I BOUGHT Z BROWN HAIR DYE, I’m too afraid to dye my hair though – I always screw it up.

Went late night with Bien & Jenny, purchased cheapo sunnies and two fluro nail polishes. <3 I’m coming back to Equip for the smiley-faced mirror.

Oh and I’ve discovered one of my bad habits in which I should go rehab for. MAGAZINE BUYING. I buy two or three magazines each month, even if they’re shit and even if I’m WAYYYY broke. sniF

I was so broke the other day but I passed a tempting Cleo cover. I thought ‘hmm, not worth it, doesn’t come free with anything ‘ so then I saw that it comes free with two things and I got excited and bought it. Turns out I have to travel FAAAAAR to claim my freebies. =( Waste of seven dolllars, more than an hour worth of cleaning and serving import customers. =( To think, I could’ve bought Red Lea and some hippy headbands.

I had pork ribs from Hurricane @ Bondi. Mmm. The onion rings were shit. I THINK HUNGRY JACKS MAKE THE BEST ONION RINGS.

Oh and last Friday, went city with my homies for Cupcakes on Pitt. Wasn’t worth the journey, but still satisfied my tummy. Life lesson: never ever ever buy a kebab from a dodgy Asian place in Market City. Just don’t. But do buy a custard-filled Puffy. I tried ginger beer, tasted like shiiiit but there’s a first time for everything.

Whilst waiting for our train, we attempted the ‘boobilicious/bootaylicious’ shadow haha. THANH & I ARE BESTIES BECAUSE – BLACK & WHITE – DAY & NIGHT – YING & YANG – BADA BING BADA BANG. She’s got the boobs and I’ve got the ass, it all fits. LOL that made no sense but yeah. If she provides milk.. I provide crap =(

ROFL @ OUR SPERM-OXIDE theory, that Dove contains it and have third-world countries doing hard labour, literally hard labour, being the sperm-oxide manufacturers.

Curse my bad memory, over the past few weeks there’s been countless blonde moments and ROFL quotes, but I don’t rememeber jackshit. =(

Through her eyes

After reading Mel’s blog on ‘Asian family gatherings’, I couldn’t agree less on how true it is – they’re so.. honest. Or slack. One or the other. They look at you and go “WOW, you’ve gotten.. err. BIG ” and then there are others who just go straight for the ‘fat’ comment or the ’round’. When I come home and bitch about it with my mum she simply says ‘they mean you’re tall ..’

Prepare yourself, for a totally informal entry but spoken.. from the heart *cheesy music plays. I’ve come to spill the beans on my self-esteem level. They’re honestly how I feel about myself so don’t gimme shit on it with your lame retorts, okay randoms? KAPEESH? I’ve always wanted to say that.

Where to start.. okay I have horrible skin LOL, I broke out a few months ago and it got so bad. But it doesn’t connect, how the hell did I break out so suddenly, unless they were hormone-related pimples then I see why. So yeah, I dislike my skin. My eyebrows are okay, they’re not bad looking or anything, but they’re still not the sharp wog ones I’d like. I don’t like my eyes, but at least they’re not slits. My nose, Simon & Alina like my nose (hopefully?)? LOL So like, I don’t know, I can’t complain, it’s not flat or anything. I don’t like my lips, the colour and the size. AND MY TEETH, WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL? :@ I think my ears are fine LOL, I don’t have elf ears hopefully. My hair is waayy too dead, and I hate the way it’s coloured atm, but it’s not really ugly or anything. I wish it were longer and  more alive. My tan sucks balls, like Jenchu quoted ‘my boobs are like headlights’ LOL, or something like that. I can relate. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A BOOB TAN WITHOUT REVEALING THESE.. ERRR.. GOODIES LOL TO OTHER PEOPLE. =(

My feet are huge LOL, size 8 but I can squeeze into a 7 at times. My height is.. average? I dislike my baby bump so much, I envy those with a flat stomach. Eww I have leg muscle, noticeably. They’re really dark and can look huge, but from other angles they look hot haha so I don’t mind. Eww my thighs, they’re white and big. But hey have you noticed, all of our thighs are supposed to be big – we’re gonna carry babies – unless you want to give birth whilst being the size of Nicole Richie, and having your baby break your bits.. I have an ass to fit jeans and LOL Jenny witnessed that time the stupid yucky TG Cabra Junkie ‘illustrated’ my ass in thin air. My arms are big haha but they’re not so bad. My boobs are small, but I’m not flat. I have a waist, booyah! This funky curve, I’ll embrace that since that’s probably my best trait. Actually, I used to always hate it, the love handles and all and then I saw Donald’s* lack of waist and I feel better. I’m not trying to be slack or anything, but you know what I mean. Donald* has lots and lots of traits I envy so yeah. The point is,

we all have our ups and our downs, seriously, nobody’s perfect – we should just learn to embrace our goodies and see through the flaws.

I typed up that embarrassing entry because it’s really hard to tell how high or low other girls’ self esteems may be – notice Bebo how many post 94828947892 pictures of themselves and then go ‘I’m so ugly!’.

Have you ever been in the scenario where let’s say.. your friend is half the size that you are and they whinge 24/7 ‘I’m so fat =( like look at these thighs like zomggg!’ and then you’re like ‘you’re half my size? LOL what are you on about’ and they respond with ‘noooo babes you’re like anorexic!’

I HATE THAT HARDCORE. How dare you lie and say I’m ‘anorexic’ or ’super skinny’ and call yourself ‘obese’. ==” I’m sick of going ‘oh no hunnie, you’re not’ – the next time some bitchy inconsiderate chicks says that to me, I’ll just nod and say yes, I know you’re fat, stfu kthxbye.

How I see myself – on the inside? I think like every other girl I have a bitch inside, that comes out quite often. I bitch, I try to refrain from it but sometimes you just can’t help it. I’m friendly, I’m not the type to be mean to a complete stranger unless they’ve done something to piss me off. I hate pedofiles/paedophiles(?) so bad, but I don’t have the guts to slap them in the face. The most I can do to truck drivers that ‘honk if they’re horny’ LOL, is stick my finger up. =( I wish I were braver. I’m all talk – actions speaker louder than words. I’ll say I have the guts to do something which I probably won’t. I can be shy at first, but really talkative if you’re a friend. Too talkative..

Don’t come to me for advice LOL, I’ll give you the wrong ones. =( I’m kidding, I’m all ears – I’m just not so good at knowing what to do. I’m too indecisive. I think I can be smart if I applied myself more – I’m certainly not stupid. YEAH KEVIN, my blonde moments are just an act (most of the time) ^^”. I exaggerate a bit much, but there’s fun in the twisting of the truth. I like people who can contribute to conversations, because I’m sick of straining my brain (if that makes sense), trying to think of what to say next because the person can only come up with ‘lol’ and ‘ok’. Yes, I’m impatient. I don’t like putting up with shit, so if you’ve annoyed me that much, I crack and get vedy vedy cross. =X NOBODY TAKE MY FOOD, there will be consequences. :@ And nobody dare set out to bring me down, out of spite, revenge, whatever trevor, go (sorry Jenny’s copyrighted line LOL) ’die in a hole’.

I can act spoilt and bratty towards my mum, but I still love her so much, I just have princess bitch-faced syndrome. I’m too bitchy towards my grandmother. (I’M CHANGING THAT ) And I’m a suck up to my dad because he gives me money LOL I know that sounds mean but yeah, but he’s always a funny tight-ass guy too, so yeah it’s all fair.

I’M RE-READING WHAT I’VE TYPED SO FAR AND WTF, I GOT A BIT OFF TRACK. ==” See what I mean by talkative? I can go on and on.. So there it is, I, CHRISTINA NGUYEN likes long walks on the beach, sunsets and romantic dinners for two by the candlelight HAHA no. My message simply?

LEARN TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT. Jealous of a friend’s materialistics? Don’t count what you don’t have, but what you’ve already got and count what she doesn’t have, it certainly makes you feel better. Just don’t rub it in LOL.

THROW PARTIES, NOT PUNCHES.

Toodles.

*Donald does not exist. I do not wish to name her. ROFL import. Sorry, I couldn’t help it.

William Tell – Just For You

So I had my first shift Turned out pretty good, I’m in love with the top – dunno why. I need so much practise though – I keep forgetting to put ice in the drinks, and the stupid counter screen gets confusing. I hate mopping. I need work on the fries. But anywho, I’m great with handling Archie

 Downside – the manager says she doesn’t no what’s happened, but there’s no traces of my file in the system. It’s been completely wiped out. =………(

I checked metime.workstar and my username apparently doesn’t exist, neither does wishing.s2@hotmail.com exist in the system. WHOEVER DID IT I’M GONNA AVADA KEDAVRA THEIR ASS. >=( I mean, as far as all the other managers know, I’m not even employed. But yeah fingers crossed that when I hand in my paperwork tomorrow, I’ll be back in action. (H)

 WOOT, chocolate sundaes for 75CENTS <3

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MEMORYYY LANE, BITCHES.

 5 years ago (YEAR 4)
- I knew the words to ‘Hot in Here’
- Along with Holly Valance and J.Lo songs
- I discovered my love for FLARE DENIM and belts with ridiculously long material hanging down.
- It was the year I met Thanh and Katrina.
- I was tutored @ Pre-Uni
- I payed Karl Bei to do my tutor homework (-__-, it was only fractions)
- I spent my birthday in Canada with the best icecream cake in the world

4 years ago
- I sported bandanas with psychedelic prints
- I met Delta @ Movieworld
- I discovered BoA and TRISH THUY TRANG (& had a huge obsession)
- I loved Simple Plan – Perfect
- I watched SO CLOSE and NAKED WEAPON and I loved them.
- Us girls performed WHOLE AGAIN.
- I OWNED A PORTABLE CD PLAYER HAHA, eww I can’t believe I carried that around. I owned a portable tape player too ==” a walkman.
- I found visors cool. I had a DADA one.
- I just discovered MSN. And back then it was like MSN Messenger 5.0
- THAT’S RIGHT, NO PERSONAL MESSAGES OR COLOURED NICKNAMES.
- THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE WAS THE LOVE
- First double date O:

3 years ago
- I spent my birthday with the girls @ Parra, and met funny guys rofl.
- First visit to Coco, man were we excited.
- I had a site on matmice.com LOL eww and I used disgusting flashy
- I considered myself a ‘baYbe3h bUmChummsh’ or a ‘liido0l anjo0lsh’
- I watched Mean Girls twice in the movies. Can’t get enough of that movie.
- Sleepovers @ Helen’s place. <3
- I started shopping @ Supre. It was the year they distributed the ugly pink recyling bags. FARRRR can’t you give us the SEXY black shopping bags you used to give out?
- I loved mini skirts.
- LIVERPOOL WAS ULTIMATE TB BUMMING SPOT I SWEAR, you would see all last generation ta’s there, with our old-school FLARES and hair cut in a V and blonde streaks in black hair. *shiver, I had that. LIVO’S GALAXY WAS ALIVE THEN, and there was DDR whores and INITIAL D fags and we spent lots of money on a chat sticker photo machine that looked so crappp.

2 years ago
- Year seven, met the funkiest people of ‘em all.
- I started blogging.
- Warwick Farm, Children’s Fest and Moon Fest – the times of our lives
- Capital sticker machines, spending loads in there, so much that you could go on a huge shopping spree with that money. Then my wallet with all my capitols were stolen. :@
- My side fringe started and attempted to develop. I got my hair chemically straightened (big regret).
- My firsts.
- My hair was dyed so many times that year.
- I quit tutoring
- Supre’s range of frilly skirts xD and my first pair of skinny legs
- NYE, what can I say =D

1 year ago
- Starting to grow up. Was a pretty emo year.
- TOSS & TURNNNN <3 I miss that place
- HAHA I handed in my resume to Sunflower and they never called back..
- I STARTED EATING PHO AND PORK ROLLS, I used to hate that shit.
- OH AND ONIONS THANKS TO ALINA x)
- Firsts.

This year
- I started reading wtf? HARRRY POTTER is my hero.
- I dunno, I guess I just feel older.
- I like dresses. A lot.
- Independence. I’m now skilled in doing things on my own, by myself. I used to think I could never do that. I can proudly say I can walk far distances on my own (with the exception of fearing stalkers) and spend a day in Westfields on my own.

Next year
- I’ll still be employed
- I hope I’ll be overseas in an exchange student program. If not, the following years afterwards.
- I would’ve read ten new books by then.
- FORMAL FRENZYYYY.
- Remaining in the top class.
- 888, you know the drill. *fingers crossed

Zzzzzzzz

I’m so so tired. I need sleep. I slept from 3:50 till 5:40 today – A.M.! But at least I can proudly say, I’m finished with the Harry Potter series, yet I’m sad at the same time – having to move on to the stupid Da Vinci Code. Haven’t started, Cosmo has kept me dawdling. I made my way tiredly to Villawood station and waited a bit as I read my magazine. THEN, Sigh-mon. Bye bye Sigh-mon, wondered the streets of Livo, desperately seeking pawnbrokers. GOT MY FRICKEN INDIAN BANGLES HAHA. Then went up to see Kevin. That bastard, got there before I did! Bought tix. Waited.. waited. No Julie. Bought slushie. No Julie. So just went in and sat. Then like during the first few minutes I see Julie. The movie was like the weirdest thing we’ve ever seen but so much ROFLCOPTER in the atmosphere so it’s cool. Like we kept mocking the characters and comparing them to fricken Harry Potter. BUT FARR OUT, so much INAPPROPRIATE nudity for a PG-rated movie – what were they thinking? SO LIKE..

DECEMBER BOYS = shitass unless you watch it with Neville Longbottom, Sirius Black & Nymphadora Tonks. (H) Go us.

We got out then we snuck into some other cinema ROFL so sad, it was the same ad on Rush Hour day where that cancer woman… Yeah TT” I had this sudden urge to ask the people around me ‘Hey what movie is this? ‘ Then I needed to pee and I lost the courage to go back in. x) Shopped around, since like Kevin is such a cool bag holder. CHYEAHHHH REJECT SHOP FTW. OMG AND THEN…

SIRIUS BLACK BOUGHT ME A DRESS GOD BLESS YOU KEVIN HAHA I’m greatful And I bought a yellow one and he bought me the black one. But they were cheap threads anywho, still – beautiful. And he got Julie this hot cheap dress too, she looks rather stunning. JENNY we found a hot bargain formal dress. Don’t know if you’ll like it ‘cos it isn’t black, but we still found it beautiful.

Did some happy laps, lots of blonde moments occured, blah blah, KEVIN DIDN’T WANT TO GET A BRA FITTING >=/ SHAME. Bought some disgusting Vietnamese ‘che’ WANNABE. SCREW YOU. Bought a puffy. MMMMM Went so broke. Kevin went. I got new school shoes, at last. They’re the exact same ones though. I went and got a zig-zaggy hippy headband and supre chucked in a complimentry mentruation pack, GO YOU. EVERYBODY GO GET HEADBANDS THERE ATM FOR FREE PADS/TAMPONS/$1BOOSTVOUCHES/BLACKNAILPOLISH.

Went ortho, my teeth are tightened so therefore, CHRISTINA IS CRANKY. But like this random lady in the toilet complimented me and my god that brightened up my evening. I said thanks but realised I didn’t return any compliments at all. And I will try brighten a stranger’s life in the near future.

I want the Jay Jay’s ‘ Cheer Up Emo Kid ‘ tee.

HAPPY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY QUANG. I swear I’ll get you some cheapy belated present, even if it’s horse porn.

Which reminds me, I need to get Julie a present. Damn October lads.

Tomorrrrow… I’m too broke, don’t think I can handle Habibs. =( I need to sleep in and actually get some schoolwork done.

YEAH MY PHONE CHARGER + PHONE GOT FCUKED. So $60 to get phone fixed and $25 to replace the charger. =’(

Vedy vedy broke indeed. And far I tried on the thing for the firdt time in months and it actually.. doesn’t look so bad. Now I’m confused in what to do :@

loosy. my fingers don’t fit ;)

What a fine sunny day I’m loving this Spring weather. HAPPY ONE MONTH to Thanh and Robert, you leboazn made-for-eachother couple

I dragged my ass out of my house at around 9:10 to make my way to Fairfield. I went to Macca’s and lined up nervously to see any of the managers. I scored myself my first training shift the following Wednesday and another one the next day! YAY. My only regret is not having the balls to come in earlier. But hey, at least I managed to get two shifts these holidays. I need something to do on Tuesday and FRIDAY, desperately for Friday since we have to come back on Monday. I think I need fried ice cream on Fry-day.

Found Thanh at Woolies, bought a bear for Robert – the IKE bear, and far out we went to Cheso Woolies later in the day and found WAY BETTER bears. SUCKER! =p Trained it to Cabra and LOL at the phlegm guy at the station. Disgusting man, he chucked the phlegm cough and spit, it was so loud because we were like ten metres apart. Then met up with Robert. SAW SUSANNAH Then we went to get our pork rolls. Mmmm go Ming Hung Bakery. Went Loose Threads and I’m eyeing these Wrangler jeans for only $59, I’m so broke but I badly want to come back to them. Oh and those $15 Golf Punk denim shorts at Trader Vic’s.

Trained it to Cheso, found Kevin and Nathan. BOWLED. Farrrr, I’ve never sucked so bad. =( I either got zeros or a one. I got one strike, and on my next go, I only knocked one pin down. THANK YOU ROBERTO for shouting my second game. And Kevin for the Point Blank shout, though it was hardly worth it seeing I lost five lives in a minute. Thanh and I ran off to Woolies to buy Nathan a cake, but decided on a tub of Cookies and Cream ice cream instead. *drool. Food-gasm. Shoved a candle on it, lit it, wished him a happy birthday and took out plastic spoons and dug in. Then we passed Adam’s place and I was wrong about it all this time LOL, it’s the house across from the house I thought it was. ==”

Crashed at Nathan’s place and it was like ‘Do I take my shoes off? ‘ and Nathan chucks me a wtf look. Lovely house, so vintage. A gigantic trophy cabinet, a vintage telephone that looked like it came from the sixties, the picture frames, the brown timber/oak/whatever floors. The fricken DVD case makes Alina’s one look tiny O: and that’s saying something. Stayed in the study to look at ’stuff’ on his computer. Haha no, no porn for us. 0=)

We went out to meet his bordie collie cross labrador JORDIE and far out he’s fully tabouli black. AND HE’S ONE HORNY BASTARD. FRIGGGGEN groped me LOL, his paws were crossed and he was jumping up to feel my boobs. Or lack thereof. x)

AND ALSO, I experienced one of the awkward-est moments of my life. You see, nobody was home, just us five and Robert, Thanh and I were in the living room. I felt like exercising so I stepped on his eliptical machine and Robert’s all like ‘GO CHRISTINA, BURN ALL THAT FAT OFF’, so I was pumped, fully going fast on the thingy and I was just about ready to sing my heart out to Let’s Get Physical, Physical.. When I saw his nan pop through the door. ROFL so picture this, you come home and you see some pyscho stranger on your exercise machine, you’ll obviously think ‘wtf….’

So I was all like ‘Oh, we’re Nathan’s… Errr he let us in.. I was just…. NATHANNNNNN! … Ahhh ..‘ * Christina runs desperately in Nathan’s study and hides. LOL my god, crack-up! So then we said baibai to Thanh and Robert and we made our way to Kevin’s place. Such a clean environment! Got cornered by his dad for some small talk! Then went up to his room and I watched them boredly as they played Monster Minesweeper. Losers. RETARDED BIRDY IS STILL THERE, incase you were wondering, Alina. And his neighbour was up to some shifty shit with a shovel in their backyard, I could’ve sworn I saw a body.

Left his house with Deathly Hallows (give me a few days on that) and the Da Vinci Code (give me a few months on that). Walked past the top shops and I saw this hot purple number-plate with white font that spelt ‘XT11NA‘, I was so tempted to take a photo. I could’ve gotten rolled though. On my way home so freaky guy pulled up and goes ‘You want a lift? ‘ and I was scared shitless, I just gave a flat out ‘No!’ and he’s like ‘fine then’ in a sulky tone. ==” STRANGER DANGER biatch! Went to the park during sunset to read some HP, such a pretty scenery. For a moment there I kind of desired you and that feeling I’d get, but then a voice in my head told me I can do better, I don’t need you to complete me, not at all.

I was so tired but I still managed to take Cookie for a walk. No. She took me for a walk. No. She took me for a run. John joined shortly after I was left with the responsibility of picking up her crap. =( Speaking of crap,

Kevin: ‘Wtf are Sudoku-printed toilet paper rolls for?’
Nathan: ‘When you’re bored shitless.’
*five seconds later*
Christina: ‘Ooh when you’re bored shitless! SHIT-LESS.. HAHA I get it!’

Oh dear god, I’m slow.

NO PHOTOS JUST YET. I’ll harass Robert till he sends me them.

I would like to see
- Hairspray
- December Boys
- Home Song Stories
- Saw IV

 I would like more dresses, a sun hat, denim shorts in a light blue colour, flowy summer singlets, Just Jeans and Jay Jays maxi dresses, new sunnies , summer wedges (oh why didn’t I get any when they were on special during winter), bleach, more fluro polish, for my stupid acrylics to just break off (minus the pain), boho summer bags, a new towel, some abs LOL and to tan my untannable areas - how the fuck do I do that?

“Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.” – Such a nice quote, I like totally scabbed it off some blog.

Say FUJI

I woke up this morning to find a plain black tee with encrusted… whatever-you-call-them’s silver thingies? Anyway, encrusted into the shape of my favourite logo in the world. It’s a gigantic Chanel logo, and underneath it says Chanel, and at the back, same design but a lot smaller at the top centre. What a mystery aye, where did it come from? More importantly, is it genuine? O:

[edit] My mum told me it came from Thailand. My bubble’s been bursted. ==” BUT IT’S STILL A PRETTY TOP. [/edit]

I had such a hectic week last week, I think I’ve managed to sleep it off during the weekend and last night. Kinda. I ’slept in’ but only till 9:30, I guess that’s a sleep-in compared to my early school mornings.

Watched Rush Hour 3 with yum cha for Nathan’s birthday on Friday. HAPPY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY. I’m sorry. We all are, truly madly deeply sorry. We’ll try and make it up to you. What a crappy day it was. BUT ZAPPATRON <3 COTTON ON KIDS DRAWSTRING BAG IS THE LOVE. AND LOL AT YUMCHA:
“Can’t you read it? You know Chinese.”
“Yeah, I don’t understand fricken lines…”
“HAHA ooooh yeah they’re just lines!”

Spent the weekend up the coast, oh so very sick. Had a crappy time, too sick. But retail therapy cured me a bit, four bargain shirts from Just Jeans, used to be $40 each, but I purchased four for $20. It’s like 4 for the price of half. Got my red Cotton On bag for $5 also. I still need some more shopping in my life though..

Yesterday me and the girls went for a hair chop. I LOVE YOU KHOA, YOU GAY HAIRDRESSER, YOU. Actually, I lied. I don’t love you. I told him to cut it like this and like that and he put my hand down frustratedly going ‘I know what to do okay, I will make your hair suit your face, don’t worry, I know what I’m doing‘. Aiya and long bits and pieces of my hair falling to the ground, it was so sad. But I can’t complain because my hair looks alright. BUT FAR OUT, IT FEELS SO THIN. O__O AHAH so funny, it was one of those run for the train moments and we were waving off Bien and Asho and I was fully tabouli yelling at Bien for stealing the pork roll. I was like ‘HURRRRRRY, MY PORK ROLL BIATCH!’

Today I spent the day at home not doing much, had to walk in the scorching sun to buy Cookie more dog food though. Then I took her for a walk during Neighbours, bumped into John and he joined our walk/run thingy. FAR OUT, I HOPE MATILDA DOESN’T LEAVE HOME AND AWAY. =( AND YOU KNOW THE NEW GUY? ABO DOCTOR? I CAN ARRANGE TO MEET WITH HIM. I went to a BBQ on Friday and his father lives right behind the BBQ house I was at. AWESOME. But like his character is so .. weird, so not so awesome.

I got off MSN ‘cos of bad-time lagging and I’ve been waiting for Jenny to call me for an hour already. I forgot to tell her to call. T_T”

 ASHLEY LOOKS ADORABLE * squeezes ass I mean cheeks

 Bien & I

 Olympic Park toilets? Me, Julie, Theresa, Elizabeth

 Quite the camwhore.

 Theresa & I

VROOM VROOM. Lam, Shirley, Summer, Me

Weena’s tongue, some dude, me and Shirley

Don’t we look innocent 0: ) PB.

gOd-sistaRhhs =p

Me, Elizabeth and the deek who claims it’s unprofessional to hug!

PLATA-MA-PUS (:

BOOFLATHONG buddies

MY FRENCH WHORE (: elle est tres chouette

LOL she’ll kill me for uploading that, but it’s just too adorable

LOVE THIS PHOTO and them two <3

Our sparkly heart-shaped .. things  LOL @ Erik

Eww I was such a mess, she offered to lick me clean Notice my handprint on Justin’s ass!

Fags.

ILOVELOUISE

WE love Louise

Shove bitches, Robert’s $15 hooker coming through Sorry Thanh, hope you understand. I KID ^^”

LOL she’s so cute * points to Jenny’s face

SIGH-MON & I. My Zappatron buddy zapPped my boob.

SUSAN CAUGHT PERFECTLY IN THE BACKGROUND O:
+ Alina, Me, Catherine & Dals <3

* YAWN

It’s 1:55, and my French assignment is still incomplete. I don’t care, I’ll manage, I’m superrrr, UP AND AT-OM BABY.

HOW WAS SCHOOL, lads? I’m going tmrw. Which is today literally. LAST DAY, THEN HOLIDAYS

AND WHYYYYY OH WHY MCDONALDS =( I’ve called back, TWICE al-fucken-ready. And I get a ‘We’ll call you back, leave your number’. WTF man, it’s been like two months, maybe even three. =( I can’t be ‘fired’ right? I’ve filled out all the forms, I’ve handed in everything correctly and I’ve watched the stupid orientation video. I’M GONNA GET SO PISSY IF I GET NO TRAINING SHIFTS THIS HOLIDAY >=@

 ANYWAY. MY DAY I woke up super early, around seven to start with assignments. I ended up doing a quarter or two and bludging the rest with my dear YouChoob and Limewire. I was downloading the freakin’ classics:

Toploader – Dancing in the Moonlight
Beach Boys – Doo Wa Ditty (I FKN LOVE THIS SONG)

HMM I wasn’t done and Julie came over and was outside my gate. I had to rush and put Cookie in the room incase she runs out the gate, I wasn’t bothered chasing her at that time. I shut the door far too quickly and SNAP. My nail. =( Because I got acrylics, it’s like glued to my natural nails, making it brittle and I think it’s broken right at the back of it. Which will make me a few months to regrow. =(

I fudged her hair purple and put two random streaks in mine. It looks funky at first but within a few days I’m going to complain about how yucky the fading is. Oh well, excuse to re-dye. Elizabeth and Theresa then came over, luvo’d, rinsed out hair, GHD’d, attempted to study FOB lyrics. We legged it to Macca’s to stuff ourselves, allowing us to have energy to burn it up in the mosh. Julie had an apple pie…. Saw Vee and Hakan We went station and saw twelve minutes to spare so we ran our asses off to buy juice. Bumped into Linda and she was on her way to the concert too! Bought Red Bull. Train, camwhored like a whore.

We got there and spent a while in toilets to fix things up, and far out my finger was bleeding non-stop. Got a security dude to take a photo for us. LOL he took it the wrong way around, with the camera facing us and the screen facing him, what an asian. ==” And then we got some other random boy to take a shot for us. Lined up and met such a funky gay guy, Aymen? He was so spontaneous and cute, he gave us a giant card. Far out they wouldn’t let me and Elizabeth through because we had bags, so we had to go all the way to some Cloak Room to shove it in. WE GOT BACK and Julie and Theresa actually waited for us. Talk about loyal, LOL I wouldn’t have waited for us, I would’ve just gone straight through. Then we skipped a huge part of the queue and we could near the security going “HEY, NO! YOU!” but then he couldn’t spot us anymore.

Lined up for a rather long time. No, understatement. Lined up forever and ever and just looked at people – this guy was drugged, there were bitchy girls and these Indian girls who had their mother follow them into the mosh pit! We finally got in and had to wait a like another hour. This whore pushed in front of us, but come to think of it, it’s legal out there. Jack’s Mannequin were fcuken awesome But like we couldn’t enjoy it at all, we were in a bad position – too far away from the stage and SO MUCH shoving and pushing hardcore man. Us and some other dude fell like a domino effect LOL so embarrassing, we thought we were going to get trampled on. Spank you nice couple that got my ass back up. Gyrosope almost came on and Elizabeth piggy backed Julie, the next thing you know, it smells funny and it’s strange how you feel something splatter on your leg and seeing Julie crouched down on the floor. She threw up LOL it was so funny cos there was so much and there were apple pieces from the pie. And everybody moved away ’cause pee-yoo it stank. Some digghead was like “which dickhead spewed?” and Elizabeth and Theresa fully verbally attacked him. As disgusting as it was, it was hilarious.

Some guy tried to buy/trade our tickets but he was sitting all the way on the top seats. Hell no Gyroscope was playing but we all cbf’d going, plus, they suck balls. We got back and Julie that party pooper got stubborn and wouldn’t join us back in the mosh, regardless of how much we begged her like desperados. We got in and OMG FALL OUT BOY. We were in about the third row, on the right. FARRRRRR PETE WENTZ IS HOT AS WHEN HE’S ON STAGE, LICKING A GUITAR I never thought I’d ever say it ’cause he looks weird in photos. And yeah, around forty minutes of moshing to FOB songs, woot woot. We sure felt calories burning, it was so tiring. PETE WENTZ SWEARS TOO MUCH, but for some reason he makes it so attractive. And they sang ‘Nobody wanna see us together…’, I think they were mocking Akon

HE TOOK HIS TOP OFF. I wish I caught it =( We stole this Coke cup and then refilled it with some hydrating water Then we went outside and stole all these freebies, basically, demo CD’s and bands’ touring ads. I WANTED A FOB SHIRT but it was forty. =( It was freezing, and so late for me considering I woke up early. It started to sprinkle. Yay then the rents picked me up and dropped off etc. JULIE & I WERE DROOLING OVER A HOME ICE CREAM MAG. <3 I WANT ICE CREAM CAKE.

The ‘liking’ season

Nothing beats the feeling of satisfaction after hours and hours of untangling your accessories. I hate how they chucked six necklaces in one bag, it really messed it up.

My mood throughout the day went like this, in chronological order: great, better, ecstatic, wee happy, aww damn, ooh shit, ooh fcuk aasfakkald, calm down now, bor-ring, how cut, still cut, LOL hobo, mMmm, =/, ROFLMAO, …. =/, ROFL.

Talk about mood swings man. I woke up super early, spent a few hours with my mum at Livo. I was fine and dandy, I was super. Then I got home and I was still super, struggling to untangle my pieces of accessories. Then I attempted to curl my hair but it screwed up so I chucked a skits. Blah blah blah. I got a lift to Cabra. I didn’t get out of the car,  I went back home. ==” I don’t regret it, I needed cooling off time.

Plus, me legging it to the station got me to appreciate the perfect Spring weather. The sky was bright blue, the sun was shine bright and nice and warm. There was a small breeze of wind and that was all. Yesterday however, windy as. :@ Saw my primary friend Anna on the train, funny-as sped guy freaked us out. Got to Cabra and found my SIGH-mon, Cheso-ers ft. Louise. Walked around, was rather boring. Far out then out of nowhere I feel this big blob of, please-don’t-let-it-be-this SHAVING CREAM on my hair which I fussed about. I really didn’t expect creaming today, I thought that was a CF thing. I was so frustrated but hey, yelling at them and nipple crippling boys just don’t make the cream go away. Join the immature cream war. =)~~~~

WE TRIED TO STEAL FISH! But the creepy old people were intimidating us. Watched some breakdancing crap. Well not really, I’m not tall enough to watch. HMMM found the cooler Cheso whores and went up for Deep Frie Ie Kreem. =9 ROFL it was so sad, I was fully tabouli mocking that poor lady’s accent in front of her face, what’s come over me. T____T” Satisfied our tastebuds as we walked along John St to Red Lea. Bummed there for around three hours, funniest moments ever man. QUANG OWED ME A HAMMER AND HE FINALLY GOT ME IT AND BIEN FRICKEN POPPED IT. He got me another one, no idea where it is now. x) I GOT A SUMO money box but Jimthe fag wants it so fine bitch. TT” We were such an embarrassing bunch, but I had the time of my life….. (8) Starts singing (Dirty Dancing anybody? No? You’re lame, now go watch it!)

Everybody whacked each other hard as with a hammer. It hurt. I like red lea. MMMMM. And we plaited Michael’s rattttie, far it’s sooo long. Like 6 years worth of growing? FUNKY! Cream came along, eww so messy. My face my hair my boobs my ass, everywhere. AND THEN WE GOT FLASHY PIN THINGS, two sparkling red nipples. LOL it was so awwkward because everytime you see me I’d be feeling them or fixing them up, or looking for the magnet which fell somewhere in my bra. HIT JUSTIN WHERE IT HURTS. Thrice. Turkey slapped a few people HAHA. Went to PEE with TRI LE, awwshiee that rhymed. We took hammers incase we’d get rolled by that hobo haha. My got, Joanna & Jimmy are so cute too. JUSTIN AND ERIK WOULDN’T KISS. We were fully harrassing them, trying to get them to do some guy-on-guy lip action but noo they’re to ‘manly’ to do so. HAHA IBBY, when Alina and Quang got creamed, they handed over their glasses for Ibby to wipe off the cream for them and he’s like ‘Fucken four-eyes these days’. xD I MISS THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU WOULD TEASE PEOPLE BY CALLING THEM FOUR-EYES!

FAR OUT, we were destined to get front row seats to the fireworks. We were all needing food so we decided to dessert Red Lea bench and walk along John St in search of food, we decided to go on the footpath and then I heard people screaming ‘8, 7, 6′, so I joined in, thinking this was the start of a performance and when it got to 1, we were RIGHT UNDER this non-sheltered place and BOOM BOOM fireworks. They were good, a hell lot better than cf. But they hurt a hell lot more in your eye. THEY WERE SO LONG. Went to take some sticker photos and saw Anna and her friends, voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir. Then my mum picked up Alina and I.

UP & ADAM AHAHA. Kinky justice & Michaelangelo. ‘Tis the season of liking ~

As embarrassing as we looked and as immature as we were, I haven’t had fun like today and yesterday in ages, it was worth being labelled teeny bopper for.

On the other hand, I should stop being so immature towards you. Okay, starting from tomorrow, no acting bitchy or ignoring and walking away. Laugh like no tomorrow, learn to take a joke even if it is slightly offensive. Stop bitching. I’ll be better.

High off a 7/11 Slushie

Woke up early. MSN’d, btw it’s been lagging my CRAZY lately. Ran my ass off to the station in fear of leaving Jenny stranded. Saw Ibby & Lawrence at Villawood. HAHA creepy pedo was on the train, chucking me such hilarious looks. SAW MY LAMB, MY PISSING BUDDY. <3 We helped some lady with her trolley up the steps and this man said “God bless you” and we’re like HELL YEAH GOD BLESS US WITH SUN! And the sun came out

Legged it to Alina’s place. YouChoob’d, MSN, photos, KERMIT sex, swam in a pile of clothes, the usual. Then we got there, it was alright. Saw people. Walked around. BUTTERFLIES in our stomach. Butterfly on my finger. I’m so sorry I can’t sum up my day well, especially not in chronological order. SAW LOUISE, sorry babe for squashing you on Tuesday LOL. Saw Dawn, you’re so nice dear. Ummm, yeah, walked around. OH and ate. I stole Alina’s wicked wing. SORRY DEAR, I’M SO PIGGY. AND SHE ROCKED UP IN A DRESS TODAY – YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL AND FEMININE. Unlike them ’short short’ LOL at your mum. So then we saw our Cheso family. Emily & I were such bored children we sat the LOST CHILDREN’s table colouring in ROFL. Until Bobby the pedo started freaking me out, an obsession with the cleavage. I HUGGED A PLATYMAPUS AND A BILBY (kangaroo-looking thing). Luke smells man, it loves me more nigga.

MET BENNY he is nice. He has hot tanned legs LOL! Danny loves his seafood salad. o_o JUN & JACKIE. <3 KFC TOY = MINTS THAT HAVE A CATERPILLAR THAT POPS OUT. Where we we next? OKAY, zoom to policemen. WE WERE FREEZING OUR ASSES OFF so we spent probably more than an hour in the police car. Just jumping like speds so the car went BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Like far the cop was a pedo, he was like to us “I’ve never seen a car with six girls before. I wish I saw that more often“, with a kinky grin. And I cracked up haha then more people came and we got free tatts with police logo on it. Ooh spanks Catherine who gave me it. And the water to wet myself with.

MORE MORE CHESO FAMILY CAME. I’ve come to appreciate how funkaye they are. AND SHIRLEY I love her she’s so cute. HER AND THERESA HAVE THIS CONNECTION. We just took photos and bleh. Shriley was like “look at that cripple, fucken hot fob” AND OMDOG he was SO hot haha. So we Chinese whispered it to the rest of the girls and we were all squealing and staring at him LOL. So I had the balls to ask for a photo but I faced rejection LOL so harsh. Oh well it was still good. Summer managed to take some side shots, love that girl! AND WE GOT A PHOTO WITH THE POLICEMAN. We asked for a hug but that cac said “no, it’s rather un-professional of us to hug you”, but you let us do god-knows-what in the back seat of your car? ORITEY THEN..

No idea what happened but then we legged it to HABIBS. We didn’t eat-in because they charge you almost $5 more LOL faggots. So we just squatted outside a post office dipping fries in garlic sauce. I was blardy sick whole night, sneezing like no tmrw. I thought garlic would’ve helped, I even finished off the remaining of the container LOL but I’m still sneezing even more. GARLIC SAUCE CUM We came back and witnessed the fireworks. Crappy stuff got in my eye. Chatted. FAIRY FLOSS. <3 Chatted. Photos. MUMMY PICKED ME AND ALINA UP. BEEN MSN-ING EVER SINCE.

N2S: Do French assignment, I’m such a bludger. Buy Paul a birthday present tomorrow, his birthday is tomorrow. Wtf do I get a middle-aged diabetic man? ENDLESS SUPPLY  OF VB I guess. Upload phone photos for Lam. DEVELOP photos some time this week.

DID YOU NOTICE THAT THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL? Such a hectic week. CF, MF, doctors on Tuesday, assignment to complete on Monday, Wednesday FOB concert (which I have no time to study for), last day of school Thursday but hopefully training shift in the arvo and Friday = yum cha relaxation day + movies. OH, how the eff do I fit in FOB CONCERT OUTFIT SHOPPING? ==”

SUM IT ALL UP? Best CF ever. First one single and first time I’ve enjoyed myself completely. I’ve been having rough days, weeks, months – my face resembling a chicken poxed child and me and him like rocky road, minus the yummy taste. I HATE THAT I’M SICK. I SHALL UPLOAD PHOTOS LATER THIS WEEK. AND I’M GNNA HAVE A BLAST TMRW.

OOH P.S. WE MISSED YOU SIGH-MON AND TO ALL THE OTHER LOVELIES THAT MADE MY DAY, I HAVEN’T MENTIONED YOUS, BUT I LOVE YOU. So glad the material Jenny’s wooden bangle is made of wasn’t anywhere near me ROFL.